Wednesday, March 30, 2011

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Fakir Acts of indecency of a hermaphrodite


The true path is a string that has not been lying on top, but just above the ground. It seems intended more to make that trip to walk on it. Franz Kafka



Zortybrandt Melchor is a "Fakir" unusual, born on a boat off the coast of Java, is also a mystic of Brahma, Shiva and Maharishi ... Yes, if it's Beatles Guru ... At least that's what it, they told Renato Gonzalez, members of the group "SEMEFO" of Mexico ... the extreme performance: Dr. Arturo Angulo, Margolles Teresa and Carlos Lopez, they spoke of the fakir with much property and my curiosity grew rapidly ... Dulce Maria Melchor de Alvarado me immediately contacted them and I will swiftly to meet him, to that magic date ... I just wonder : Who is this "Fakir" so unusual?


is the night before the big event, Melchor then begins to be removed from his anus a long ribbon, rope, a large bar of silver cloth, fourteen feet long, it takes little little in what he considers a "supernatural act" has called "silver cord" ... is an obscene act in which Melchior said that the tape is the silver cord that connects your body with your spirit when you astral travel, then see a midget blonde fat and begins to make some strange signs with a torch in the air and "Fakir" is standing there, motionless, seems more satanic than the devil more, he did not do anything or move a muscle, I was as frozen, but then leaned forward and expelled three balls in the ass, three balls pool out of your anus and people thought they were ostrich eggs ... then everything was filled with white smoke and he did a super secret ceremony to get by introducing a bottle wine for the year, which is both her vagina ... and have disappeared within it, because the "Fakir" Melchor is actually a hermaphrodite ... If, if, as we hear, he is a hermaphrodite ... I had never met in person a hermaphrodite, had seen one who performed miracles and healed the sick, in the wonderful film "Satyricon" of Fellinni and had also heard of a "porn" was called "Priceless," which collected and inflatable dolls who boasted of having the largest penis of any man !!!!!!


The "Fakir" Melchor has a body part shorter than the other and when walking one realizes, is as if divided in two and one part is smaller than the other, arm, leg, ear, ribs ... are bigger on one side has female breasts, facial hair, has a penis and vagina, but woman feels like to be presented as "the biggest bitch has been in Mexico," he has eyes that color change over four times a day, are brown, then gray, then black, then blue, then green, then put him as David Bowie, one gray and one blue and the cycle begins again, is a strange kind with strange things, is covered by a leather coat, which is nothing but an elephant ear ... Yes, yes, his layer is not nothing but a male elephant ear, always very rare objects in a leather bag that is always on and never is separated, has been in that bag of brown goatskin, pendulums, ropes, bones, stones, crystals, amber, herbs, hair, nails, a stuffed rat paw and a tiny sharp knife Hindu.


The "Fakir" Melchor addition to English and German, speaks Kerundin, which he said is a language of Insular Asia, he says his name because he was born the sixth Melchor January and that is the name you have accounted for the birth of a January 6. I have not had much contact with Fakires, in fact I've only known one in India, which by his act by placing a sword on the grill with plenty of fire until it is red hot ... put this Fakir called "the great Kazzan "who claimed to be the reincarnation of the fifth Buddha and close relative of Mahatma Gandhi ... he is all naked body painted blue Krishna for each presentation, took the flaming sword and put it through the mouth, passing through the esophagus and reached his the stomach ... it was a real "sword swallower" only this, they are swallowed red-hot, in itself a true magic act ... I met Kazzan and now I've met Melchor, I've known treatment for these two mutants ...
Santos

The Fakir Melchor, at home receives a select few to witness a Performance only, which only makes the bathroom of his house bathroom where you have to seat to seat your guests, does not say that it is a mystery that only shared by few and if you ask, he will respond in Kerundin and one is left without learning anything.


home in Melchor has the sculpted bust of Emma Sastiastonga (An African Queen that kept him prisoner for years because he wanted to learn the techniques and the magic of getting things for the year, held him to teach her at that time ... "Fakir" Performance Melchor mounted to the top of an elephant doing a dance and playing a sacred drum, covered with a layer of elephant ear and getting things "unusual" for the year) this stone bust of Queen African Melchor took him to Germany and then to Mexico, along with the layer and the sacred drum, when one night she escaped from captivity, and certainly in the long journey he was excess baggage because of three annoying do things.


The "Fakir" arrives in Mexico to escape the war and Hitler's Germany, and upon arrival, immediately hired by the artist Jose Clemente Orozco, that would serve as a model, it is image of the "Prometheus" in the wall of the City University, he tells us that Orozco was tied by the hair and hung from the ceiling, then shows the pictures you have in memory and which verifies the story ... was also in the School model National Plastic Arts, but now old man engaged in their own affairs "Fakir" and perform their sacred rituals, he demystifies the old passive chronologically is old and has lived too, is full of stories and anecdotes ... but it is full of energy capable of moving mountains envy many young people today.


At home we saw the heavy stone sculpture, photos of when I worked for Orozco, billiard balls, a rhinoceros horn, a small knife Hindi, a turban, a golden comb a crown with precious stones, a crystal skull, giant crystals, a large amber with insects of all types in gold, frankincense and myrrh ... It is midnight and no moon today that fills the room is filled with a bright light coming through the window, heard in the distance that Zappa song entitled "Mystery Roach"


Ow! Look out!


How long? How long?


Till arrivin Be That mystery roach 'soon


Ya-ooo Ya-ooo Ya-ooo Ya-ooo


That mystery mystery roach roach approachin'That Be Be Approachin 'me


La La La La La La La, Oof!


Melchor then begins to play his sacred drum, knock, knock, knock, knock, strong makes sound turn our eyes to him, music is a ritual, hypnotic music, smoke incense and the strong smell of bitter almonds fills the air, he is wearing a cotton baggy pants, bare-chested with a white turban on his head, gold shoes with the point raised that Aladdin is covered with layer male elephant ear, his figure is impressive, his eyes turn bright red, seems as if about to take candle through the eyes ...


The Performance of "Fakir" Melchor Zortybrandt has started, and we all like a flock of sheep, one after another, hypnotized, following the yellow line painted on the white floor tiles ... to the immaculate white bathroom ... As Hannibal lambs to the slaughter.



Mystery mystery mystery mystery mystery mystery mystery roach! Mystery mystery mystery mystery mystery mystery mystery roach! Mystery mystery mystery mystery mystery mystery mystery roach!

Friday, March 25, 2011

Cute Congratulations Baby Message

Finally in 140 characters

Silently the dark secret of the cursed people at sea, including dead regrets the decision to live and breathe the air seems corrosive acid and that only corrupts the soul.

slowly sits in the old red chair, while a shadow grows around, walking dead knock on your door, cries of unimaginable creatures will burn in their hatred, longing for the silence, longing hell it was his daily life.
closes his eyes but only see even more, try to scream but the darkness enters your mouth, corrupt and doomed know it's not a dream, you know it's never going to wake up and the shadow around it not going to let go.

And then babbles the only words that reminds Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Then something wakes up and scream scary even for those who lack humanity.

He smiles, death has come at last.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

How Many Grams In A Bag Of Orville Redenbacher's

Alma

woke one morning with all his insecurities on his back, with the urgent need to download all of your dreams in someone you could trust, with compelling immediacy that gives his life, to have someone who would listen.

then sighed and wrote on Twitter: Good morning, I had a strange dream last night.

and start downloading your soul in 140 characters.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Back Pain Drink Something Cold

Virgen de la Zerpa


Friday, March 11, 2011

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Story of a gray Sunday.


were Walter 5:58 am and pull up to the house of Nadia. The massive cold was not an excuse to keep this pair of naive stamp their appointment with the desire and tenderness. Much less for her to leave before 6:00 am to receive it.

Nadia left the house very warm to avoid illness and while Walter was invaded by the sting of knowing sin, though it was well worth it. The beautiful brunette who for years had captivated with animal eyes and perfect mouth, small frame that could challenge some of the most influential men in the country, had agreed to elope with him, to let make love in some remote which had promised completely uninhibited.

Drove for a few hours. The green landscape combine perfectly with the gray day, which was also graced by the sight of the lagoon. Exactly as the two had imagined, although neither knew they had expected the same landscape.

had finally reached a small cabin in the mountains far away. Enjoy a spa together, away from everyone who knew them and could judge them. They wanted to be them and their feelings, with no one to remember some silly prejudice according to which should not be together.

rented a cabin to leave their belongings while they were there. They got their bathing suits and walked to the pool to get together. It was strange to think that so far had not crossed any seductive look or lust. They had not even kissed her lips. Only played, they smiled, they splashed each other with water, they took photos. sang every song that sounded during the trip. They were like a couple of kids.

After lunch and stay a while longer in the pool, arrived at 3 pm. Decided they should leave, because in the real world, there are many things expected. Re-entered the hut. While he was taking a shower, she took care to fix the little luggage I had. Once finished washing, it was her turn in the shower. It lasted just long enough and left wrapped in one of those white hotel robes, while drying her black hair.

He sat on the bed and stretched out his right arm to get something. Then she felt hands on his knees Walter under his robe. They stared. It was time. He brought his hands on the white robe down to her waist. Stopped. Then he went over her belly to her breasts. The lay in bed and she meanwhile, got rid of their bulky white coat. I was scared and excited. I thought he had repented of his proposal. The truth would not have mattered, because he enjoyed their company.

invaded nerves as happened not long ago. I could not close their eyes while kissing. She either. Decided down to his crotch while he was down and put his hand on her thigh, she placed her right hand on his. He began to nibble, kiss and lick his groin. Sometimes he stopped and just walked the nose of your vagina. He noted that when she did, she shuddered. He tried to look at, but the position they were, could not. But the smell was unleashing all his instincts. I wanted to devour her with kisses, his licks, his biting and ramming.

Nadia began to pinch her nipples. With your other hand, sought the hand of his lover and his fingers intertwined. He felt as he began to climb all over his body with his lips to find his mouth again, but this time, while receiving her kisses, she felt penetrated. A groan escaped his throat. As a sign of wanting this moment to last forever, his legs tangled in the back of Walter and his left hand grabbed his neck for now take the lead in the rhythm of kisses. Then, in a move that could be envied by any martial artist, managed to get over it. Now she was in charge.

Once submitted, he just clasped his fingers with hers. He had his arms use to anyone for support, while she played with his hip to move his penis into her vagina. The rhythm of his movements was delicious and finally own stirring moments before the female orgasm, began to be felt throughout the cabin. She was enjoying her body, as probably no other woman had done and in the midst of the battle being waged between the pubis of the lovers, the throat of Nadia gave the unmistakable sound of satisfaction.

Although ecstatic, Nadia was still forces her lover to climax. However, I wanted to feel subdued. Stood on all fours, while Walter wanted his own orgasm. Given the subject of body image Nadia, was placed on her, placed one of her hands on her breasts as he leaned on his hip. Walter not long in showing that your orgasm moan had also arrived. Women had enjoyed so many fantasies, anxieties and projects had meaning.

Lying on the bed stared as the highlight color of the iris of their eyes conveyed the message of love between two souls who were now more united than ever. After several hours, came back to the real world. He left home and drove to his.

were 10:58 am the following morning. A beautiful sun shining at the village spring. Walter waited anxiously at the altar as his bride, and had always been his custom, Nadia pierced the door of the synagogue before the hour fulfilled. All present felt that attending the consummation of a great love. Serge and Nadia Hëgon Walter knew that his great promise of love had been sealed by 23 April 1984 gray Sunday in a little cabin tucked in the mountains of his beloved homeland.

Pic: "She's my drug" by kainr

Soundtrack: Atomic - Blondie

Sunday, March 6, 2011

How To Write Congratulations On Be Preg

The two daughters of Dona Sofia

Sofia had two daughters, two daughters, a husband who never wanted. Her second husband to be exact. And the story of one of his daughters need to first have a little more of Dona Sofia.

Makes about 70 years ago, when Dona Dona Sofia was still met and married a man much older than her and at that time was around 15 years. She had her first child, a beautiful girl, fair complexion, healthy and shining eyes, everything was fine, the next two years, Dona Sofia, although Donna did not seem to her second child, another beautiful girl, a little chubby, but healthy.


Sofia
not very happy living with their reality, because even though her husband said he loved always suspected him in his business trips where some adventure might have, poor Dona Sofia, as he grew older he wanted to get rid of that life, this husband and these girls ... Flooded the head of the gossip of her neighbors and flooded both ended definitively with the family, so I grabbed his motets to sum up, let the older girl with her parents and the child remained with her to live. Queen Sofia was not so bad after all, still had feelings though most noblemen time was work and work out of poverty that left the misuse of lottery won more than their parents.

But remember that she loved her husband and that was the first, so those girls will not tell you life.



took several years and Queen Sofia met another man, one who did not know much or maybe too much left to know, because the relationship he had with him just last.

And this man was her second husband, the father of the children who never accepted. But the surprising thing was how much she looked like, her nose, skin color, curls and those black eyes of the two, Aida is the largest and after three years Yomaira born.

do not know what happened to Dona Sofia, perhaps not learned to accept his past so I thought starting from scratch, almost literally, as if losing her husband and hid her daughter regain her virginity.
Aida
Then the eldest child, tell them your tremendous story in another post.


* Based on actual events. Names have been changed.
* motets: It is said of the idiom-Barranquilla Colombia-coastal to refer to things in a person when you are traveling, moving or simply takes charged when out walking. (Backpack, clothes packed ...)

Thursday, March 3, 2011

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Thought Carmine

Want
tell you how I can call my twisted mind when you meet in the middle of a thought?
I can tell you that my thoughts may your nakedness still your best weapon I can
detallarte ( you insist) and I mark your body with more than subtle touch and do not pretend that they bear you scream my name with you scream for me will be sufficient.
will try to get close to you to tell ear as I twist your mind and body , see you shake, smile and consume while the seductive smell of your skin.
In my thoughts I can break your skin with my teeth and I will ask ( amid gasps ) do not stop.
In my mind your smell, your taste the music , you sweat, your moisture, explodes in my senses and you'll see again and again the point of no return to my hallucinations. In my thoughts
your body and want to hurt my , want pleasure and want to stay on the line connecting the two. In my mind
darkest places are reserved for you to devour , possess and if ever possible further pervertirte . In my thoughts
belong to me for that moment when your senses are flooded, when seems endless pleasure, when you say stop and you hold on to my skin before returning to miss.

In my thoughts .. this is where everything happens, because, you who said that interest me feel ?